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The first man I’ve seen naked in almost 4 months was unfortunately an old, bald ugly stripper! It was Ladies Night at the Miners in Eston last night. Possibly not the best place for a single girl to meet men, but a good laugh nevertheless. My friend and I rolled up not knowing what to expect. We were given our free cocktail (a very small vodka and orange) and grabbed a table. It wasn’t long before our other friends turned up and the drinks were a flowing. First up was an Ann Summers type party. I didn’t realise being an Ann Summers representative was very much like being Brown Owl in Brownies. You get different badges depending on what you’ve done. The rep last night was clearly very experienced as she had many of them. Something to be proud of I guess.
We were more interested in drinking than listening to what was going on and then it was time for the stripper. Now, I don’t like strippers. It’s not that I’m a prude or find it offensive it just makes me cringe. We’d previously looked at the chosen stripper online at work the day before and he was probably the best of a bad bunch. However, the man who turned up last night was nothing like what we had seen on the website - he was short, bald and old. I actually found it more funny than cringing and laughed all the way through it. We were promised a 45 minute display but he was probably only on for about 10 minutes. Maybe he got out of breath and needed a lie down!
I can’t really remember much after that point.
I do remember falling over on the dance floor and hurting my ankle and then phoning AG to come pick me and my friend up. Now, AG is my ex fiancé and the one I lived with for those four months. Clearly not a good idea to anyone of a sober mind but I had gone so far passed being sober it was bound to happen. AG and I have a strange “relationship”. We meet up every now and again for the night (if you know what I mean) and then won’t speak for weeks. I did have an ulterior motive for phoning him though as there was no taxis in Eston last night and I needed to get home. He drove my friend home first and then I went back to his house. This is when my mind goes blank. Apparently I fell over again and really hurt my ankle (so much so I can no longer walk on it today) and promptly passed out on the floor. A good night had by all!
AG and I will never end up together properly. We’ve both changed too much to make it work but we do still have the chemistry between us making it impossible to say no sometimes. There’s definitely no love there for either of us. It’s purely a sexual thing. Obviously this only happens because I am a young single girl with needs. Once I get a boyfriend this will stop.
Unfortunately I can see this going on for some time as I am no further on the boyfriend front. The man who contacted me from Redcar hasn’t bothered replying to my last email on Tuesday. I’m not quite sure how I could get it wrong in an email, but clearly I did. I might go on the dating site again now and send out yet more emails…
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